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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via wcbbt-serving-up-smiles)

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via princess-fuck-you)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark, via orgasm)

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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(via pizza)

(Source: alphalewolf, via kanyewesticle)

mahramore:

shots fired

(Source: anacondaxvice, via agent-striderr)

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via agent-striderr)

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

(via ruinedchildhood)

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo, via agent-striderr)

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

(via agent-striderr)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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(Source: takayaabe, via coluring)

elijahkrantz:

Just made my dating profile

(via angryblackman)

Gaga’s reaction to the people were booing at One Direction

(Source: germnotta, via perks-of-being-chinese)